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Unpopular Denny’s Location Debuts ‘Now Open For Dine-In’ Sign Just In Case

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GLENDALE, AZ–Rex Benjamin is the general manager at the flagship Denny’s location in Glendale. It was a local […]

June 22, 2022 Food, U.S.

Parents Of College Graduate Bemoan Commencement Speaker’s Politicization Of Ceremony For Suggesting That COVID-19 Actually Happened

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FRESNO, CA–Maggie Bedrosian is not the first in her family to graduate college, but she is the first […]

June 12, 2022 Lifestyle, Local, Politics

Scrupulous Hiring Manager Suspects ‘Passion For Excel’ Described In Applicant’s Cover Letter Might Be Overstated

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DALLAS, TX–Dante Abramo takes pride in his job as the hiring manager for a digital marketing agency. As […]

June 8, 2022 Local

Nostalgic College Graduate Peeing In Pool At Home To Recreate Magic Of Last Spring Break

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DAVENPORT, IA–Kelsey Barton was a total legend during college. She partied hard several nights a week, checked eight […]

June 6, 2022 Lifestyle

‘Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time,’ Stoned Man Reassures Himself Before Bypassing ‘Let Stand For Five Minutes’ Step On Frozen Pizza Box

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DENVER, CO–The phrase ‘carpe diem’ has never been lost on Trent Willits. After losing both his parents in […]

June 3, 2022 Lifestyle, Local

Time Capsule Buried By Founding Fathers Reveals Unexpectedly Accurate Prediction For Future Of Guns, Warning About Fidget Spinners

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PHILADELPHIA, PA–Construction workers building an expansion Wendy’s franchise downtown discovered something eye-opening on Thursday morning. While digging up […]

May 27, 2022 Politics, U.S.

GOP Officials Remind Public That Times Of Tragedy Are Not The Time To Do Anything About It

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UVALDE, TX–In the wake of yet another elementary school mass shooting, a supergroup of Texas officials, including Governor […]

May 25, 2022 Politics, U.S.

Court Rules Dog Who Sits Without Being Asked Now Legally Entitled To Owner’s BLT

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WASHINGTON, D.C.–The Supreme Court of the United States is making headlines again with their latest ruling. Backtracking on […]

May 24, 2022 Local

Biden Administration Searching For Mathematically-Gifted MIT Janitor Who Solved Baby Formula

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CAMBRIDGE, MA–Two weeks ago, the White House enlisted the help of the world’s greatest mathematical minds, posting the […]

May 21, 2022 Politics, U.S.

Florida Introduces New ‘Day In Life Of A Communist’ Scared Straight Program That Forces Participants To Wait In Line For Free Healthcare

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TALLAHASSEE, FL–Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is an American. As an American, Ron must rid his state of any […]

May 11, 2022 Politics, U.S.

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